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Strange but true … I packed so badly for my first trip to Thailand that my failure inspired this entire website and, later, The Koh Samui Guide.

Are you planning your first time to Koh Samui or elsewhere in Thailand? If so, borrow my “older and wiser” list of top 10 mistakes to avoid.

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10 mistakes to avoid on your first trip to Koh Samui, Thailand

1. Don’t pack what I packed

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August 2003: My first trip to Koh Samui

Fifteen years ago this August, I was a first-time visitor to both Thailand and Koh Samui. I thought I was just headed on a “typical beach vacation”, so I was surprised at how badly wrong I got the Thai dress code. Culture-wise and climate-wise: my packing got an F. An F minus.

2003 Fashion Crimes included: J-Lo sunglasses, visors … and worse. Add at least five Bacardi Breezers to every photo and it’s not pretty. Yet, the worst of a bad bunch was a pair of cut-off jean shorts – they were way too short for Thailand’s modest culture, and way too hot for the tropics. To make matters worse, I paired the shorts with an Avril Lavigne-esque tube top … and went sightseeing at Koh Samui’s Big Buddha. A temple. Bad bad bad, but I didn’t know any better.

How to avoid my mistake?

Five years on, I had returned to Koh Samui regularly and I decided it was my duty to man-kind to help well-intentioned people arrive in Thailand with half a clue. In 2008, my blog was born with two posts:

Read through these two tried-and-tested guides, and immediately you’ll be able to pack for Thailand like a pro. For a quick head-start, your Koh Samui packing should definitely include clever mosquito protection, slip-off shoes and lots of linen.

My top 4 things for Koh Samui

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  1. Anti-mosquito loofah soap (it looks strange but here’s why)
  2. Lightweight linen shirts
  3. Yoga mat flip-flops
  4. Mosquito repellent bracelets

2. Avoid a beach mistake

Koh Samui: The Top 10 Mistakes To Avoid on Your First Trip to Koh Samui – Are you planning your first time to Koh Samui or elsewhere in Thailand? If so, borrow my “older and wiser” list of top 10 mistakes to avoid.
August 2003 on Choeng Mon Beach

Before blogs, WiFi, iPhones or Pinterest, it was thanks to good luck (and a great travel agent) that my first visit to Thailand included stays on Koh Samui’s

I fell in love with both immediately, and it’s a bias that’s remained. I’ve since tried others, but these two will always be my particular favourites.

How to avoid a bad beach mistake?

Fifteen years later, you have a lot more research material available to you – and the decent probability of it overwhelming you. How to find what will be *your* favourite beach?

Where to stay on Koh Samui? As a great head-start, see all of your many choices – distilled in a beach-by-beach list. As for “which beach is best”? It’s nothing but personal preference.

3. Over-enthusiastic shopping

Koh Samui: The Top 10 Mistakes To Avoid on Your First Trip to Koh Samui – Are you planning your first time to Koh Samui or elsewhere in Thailand? If so, borrow my “older and wiser” list of top 10 mistakes to avoid.
Left: Flying over Bang Rak | Right: A Bophut market stall

My mistake: I bought a ubiquitous triangular Thai cushion… and then wondered how to transport it home. Triangle peg into rectangular suitcase? Not the best way to spend the last hour of your vacation.

How to avoid my mistake?

1. Shop Koh Samui’s best: If you love to shop, jump right into the helpful shopping chapter of The Koh Samui Guide. Use its expert tips to swap your play money for the island’s best souvenirs (or perhaps some of its weirdest).

2. Buy something better: Sneak a peek at the best things to buy in Thailand, and remind yourself often that Thai silk is much easier to pack than an enormous triangle.

3. Plan ahead: Hoping to leave Koh Samui with lots of goodies? A foldable duffel bag is easy to store in your main piece of luggage as an eleventh hour ‘just-in-case’.

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4. World’s worst animal-lover

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A happy herd?

Aside from the visor, my biggest regret on my first visit to Thailand was riding an elephant.

I had no idea and, at the time, thought I was being all kinds of “intrepid in Asia”. Only later did I learn what I really wish I’d known. (In my weak defence – this was in 2003, two years before YouTube existed).

Perhaps, like me, you’re a massive animal-lover? It’s a big regret that I supported such a cruel practice – something I try to atone for with a little soapbox ‘do as I say, not as I did’ oration.

How to avoid my mistake?

Before getting anywhere near an elephant in Thailand, take full advantage of (A) my hindsight and (B) today’s internet to do your essential research.

Find out what I wish I’d known about elephants on Koh Samui.

5. $$$ on sunscreen

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Plan to bring a surplus of sunscreen from home – especially if you prefer eco products or high SPFs

How to tell a first-time Thailand visitor? Look for the person who has seriously underestimated Thailand’s sun. My entire family brought just one sun-hat between us, and we spent more money on sunscreen than on any souvenir. (Want an idea of island prices? Find out how much things cost on Koh Samui).

How to avoid our mistake?

Koh Samui: The Top 10 Mistakes To Avoid on Your First Trip to Koh Samui – Are you planning your first time to Koh Samui or elsewhere in Thailand? If so, borrow my “older and wiser” list of top 10 mistakes to avoid.

  1. Sun Bum SPF 50 sunscreen
  2. COOLA Pina Colada Sport Sunscreen Spray
  3. Nuun electrolyte drink tablets
  4. Sun Bum SPF 30 lip balm

Note that sunscreen on Koh Samui costs between 150-300% more for the same bottle than on Amazon. There’s much less selection, too: not much for sensitive skin and next-to-nothing that’s cruelty-free. Bring lots, and bring it from home!

6. Beware the cheap Jeep

Koh Samui: The Top 10 Mistakes To Avoid on Your First Trip to Koh Samui – Are you planning your first time to Koh Samui or elsewhere in Thailand? If so, borrow my “older and wiser” list of top 10 mistakes to avoid.
Koh Samui’s ring road near between Chaweng and Lamai

Beep beep, it’s a cheap Jeep. To explore Koh Samui, we rented a Jeep without air-conditioning. It was cheap, but big mistake! We stuck to the seats and hung out the windows like hot dogs for our first island road-trip.

What to do instead?

Discover how to arrive savvy on your car rental options on Koh Samui (and – crucially – pay the extra for an air-conditioned vehicle). Good news for you – there’s much more choice in rental car inventory these days. Honda Civic, here you come!

Note that Koh Samui has a crazy-high accident rate for its most common form of tourist-transport: scooters and motorbikes (and, as such, we recommended car rental over scooters). No matter what – no matter when you come, where you stay, or what you hope to do while on Samui – make sure you come with quality travel insurance.

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7. Death by Pad Thai

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Lunch (or what’s left of it) at a favourite Koh Samui restaurant

I ate SO.MUCH.PAD.THAI. on my first Koh Samui trip.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner … as soon as I could specify chicken or shrimp in Thai, there was no stopping me.

This early noodle enthusiasm means I’m still not quite ready for more Pad Thai, ensuring much broader menu exploration ever since. Current tally of Piggy McGreedyson research? 14 years of eating the entire island, nearly every cuisine known to man.

Try this instead…

8. Missing the magic

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An August sunrise on Koh Samui

Only at the end of my trip did I realise that Koh Samui sunrises are such a secret, magical show. (I’m not an early-riser, so I can encourage you to enjoy a Thai sunrise and not sound like a smug yogi). There’s a lazy way, I promise.

How to see it all?

Here’s how to enjoy a “lazy sunrise” every day of your vacation: You get up, watch the sunrise, then go back to bed and hope there’s some bacon left at breakfast later.

When to get up? Set your alarm to Koh Samui’s dawn and sunrise times.

9. Don’t drown

Koh Samui: The Top 10 Mistakes To Avoid on Your First Trip to Koh Samui – Are you planning your first time to Koh Samui or elsewhere in Thailand? If so, borrow my “older and wiser” list of top 10 mistakes to avoid.
Choeng Mon Beach: great for stand-up paddling!

We went kayaking, loved it, kept going, and going … out into the big, scary ocean. If you let me tell the story after some wine, we kayaked to Cambodia. We were “those” tourists, and totally underestimated ocean currents. There’s a reason long-tail boats have motors!

How to expect the unexpected?

Arrive in Thailand with a healthy respect for the ocean, especially around Koh Samui where currents and creatures do cause the occasional tragedy. (Jellyfish are rare but known in the region).

With each annual update of The Koh Samui Guide I add more and more to the safety section – clearly having left the “youthful infallibility” decade of my life behind.

10. Samui sunshine vs your skin

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A Koh Samui pier in Bang Rak, with Koh Phangan in the distance

I got sunburned. Badly. Now I know exactly where Koh Samui sits, latitudinally.

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  1. UPF 50+ Hat
  2. O’Neill UPF 50+ Sun Shirt
  3. Long-Sleeve UPF 50 Swim Tee
  4. UPF 50+ Foldable Sun Hat (3″ brim)

Never say the words “Oh, I never burn” in Thailand. Instead, run and hide like a scared kitten as noon approaches. As for your sun-hat for Thailand? The bigger the brim, the better.

Bonus: Mistake #11. Last drop of alcopop

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Left: An “almost but not quite” Koh Samui map | Right: Sunset daiquiri (for research)

As confessed, I was drinking Bacardi Breezers in August 2003 (and thinking I was coooool). On my last day I ‘discovered’ Koh Samui rum at Magic Alambic Distillery (and have never touched another Breezer).

Don’t miss the local stuff

Thanks to the passage of time, there’s a world more option for drinks on Koh Samui today. I’ve just updated the results of 14 years’ dedicated booze research in The Koh Samui Guide. Should you want to drink the Bacardi rainbow, Koh Samui Tesco has your back.

Koh Samui for first-timers

I often say that The Koh Samui Guide is ‘the guide I wish I’d had’ from the start. But my ‘live and learn’ first trip to Koh Samui was still a perfect vacation – as, I hope, yours will be. Still, if you want the cheat-sheet to enjoy Samui like total pros… I’ve literally written the manual. Enjoy!

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