Take photos, make memories and have fun together – once you’ve packed for your honeymoon (and got married, y’know), that’s your entire mandate. What should you bring to make it as easy as possible? First, forget the minutia of outfits, schedules and accessories your wedding plans have involved. Step boldly away from hair pins and hairspray towards a delicious honeymoon of carbs (carbs!) and just the two of you.
11 Things to Pack for Your Honeymoon
Honeymoon (is that a verb?) with exactly the right things (and hopefully the right person). Today we’re suggesting what to pack for your honeymoon – all the extra goodies to make sure you’re easily having the most fun of anyone. (Remember Monica and Chandler’s honeymoon-couple-envy? That’s you, the couple ahead of them – having an effortlessly good time).
#1. Most important first
Parasheet Beach Blanket (UK version) – Let’s get you to the beach. While resorts obviously offer plush towels, this enormous beach towel is made from parachute material so it’s super lightweight and packs into its own little sack – ideal if you’re a couple who likes to find your own beach, away from the crowds.
#2. Sun safety
Sun Bum Moisturizing Sunscreen (UK version) – Fairly crucial! For a happy time on honeymoon (and staying wrinkle-free through eternity) you need quality sunscreen at Thailand’s latitude. Sun Bum are ‘good guys’ through-and-through – a small company from Florida bringing you totally cruelty-free, as-natural-as-can-be sunscreen in a range of SPFs. Assuming you’re headed straight to the beach or pool, Sun Bum’s stuff has the highest water resistance rating possible (80 minutes, btw). The signature line (for extra-strength sunshine) is so good the lifeguards at Hawaiian Water Patrol use it. Endorsement enough for us!
NEW! See our brand new list of natural sunscreen suggestions, plus the toiletries you’ll need for Thailand and the best makeup for the tropics: everything is non-toxic and cruelty-free (with thorough testing from Head Guinea Pig, yours truly).
#3. Shoreline showdown
Waboba Surf Ball (UK version) – For a while, we recommended bringing your own beach tennis set as the Neoprene sets available online are much better quality than anything you’ll find in Thailand (poorly made wooden sets that last as long as a Hollywood marriage). But, they’re big, and bulky to pack. When we ‘discovered’ the Waboba Surf Ball – beach tennis went out the window. You skip the ball as you’d skip a rock – it bounces on water. Cue child-in-adult-body excitement. As for packing it? Figure it’s an apple – easy!
#4. Put a flamingo in it
Carry On Cocktail Kit – For most of our readers, it’s a long way to Thailand. This cocktail kit might be all clever packaging… or… it might be a genius way to add some fun points on hour 8, 9, 10, fifty-hundred of your flight. Put it this way: you’ll be having more fun than anyone in coach (just stop short of pulling a Wiig). There’s a Valentine’s version (above) and a year-round Sprinkle version.
#5. Superb at sunset
GripTight GorillaPod (UK version) – You can always ask a friendly face to take photos of you at dinner and while sight-seeing (please please please not a selfie stick), but what about when you’ve finally found your perfect, secluded beach? Get the shot yourself and Instagram to your wedded heart’s content (tag us in a pic – we’ll dish out every palm tree emoji in our stash).
#6. Rainy day competition
Of course, we wouldn’t wish a rainy honeymoon on anyone but, in the tropics, there’s always a chance of a quick storm or afternoon downpour. On Koh Samui, storms can sometimes knock out the power for a short while. To save the day, come prepared with at least one packable rainy day game – something to bring to the pool bar as you try the full cocktail menu.
Cards Against Humanity (UK edition) – A hilarious, horrible game. This easy card game is highly irreverent but genuinely funny. In addition to guaranteed power-cut hilarity, it’s small enough to throw in your beach bag or backpack, to bring with you to the pool, to sunset cocktails or while you enjoy an after-hours Singha. Play for just 5 minutes at the airport gate or for an hour on the beach. If you’re taking the slow route around Thailand, whether by bus, ferry or with multiple connections, it’s a guaranteed way to make fast friends. Lucky for your coconut-cocktail-consumption, it doesn’t take thought or skill. Just don’t fall off your bar stool laughing. It’s been done.
UPDATE! With an imperceptible smirk, I’ll let you know that there’s a new edition of Cards Against Humanity available: Humanity Hates Trump.
Bananagrams (UK version) – Once your cocktail session kicks off, Bananagrams becomes a drink-fuelled Scrabble, at a lightning pace. When it’s just the two of you, this game can be as competitive (and rude) as you like.
#7. Happy memories
FRiEQ Waterproof Case (UK version) – Worth its weight in gold? With the many ways you’ll enjoy the water while on honeymoon (whether in it, on it or vaguely nearby), this champion little phone case makes sure you’ll capture every minute of your adventure. Want to try kiteboarding? Your phone wants to come too. Have plans for snorkelling, diving or some light kayaking? Snorkel selfies! There are two versions of this case (both waterproof): one is submersible and one floats. Or – for kayaking and boat trips – use the submersible version with a floating camera strap. The submersible version is happy to travel as deep as 100 feet (30 meters). Are you?
#8. Island Itineraries
Packable Backpack – When you involve water, strong sun, long journeys and/or untold amounts of shopping in an honeymoon itinerary, this bag comes into its own. Throw the 6”-square pack-sack in your suitcase and you have a full backpack ready when you need it – whether you’re sightseeing in Bangkok or headed off to explore Ang Thong National Marine Park.
#9. Another set of gold bands
Mosquito Repellent Bands (UK version) – Wedding rings promise all sorts of good things, but can they prevent mosquito bites? These DEET-free bracelets are infused with 100% natural citronella, geranium, lavender, peppermint oils and make it easy remain protected even when you forget to use bug spray (see why we love Incognito mozzie spray). Each bracelet lasts up to 15 days – ideal honeymoon length and as convenient as can be.
#10. X-Mini Portable Speakers
Pack your ping pongs! No, really. Toss, throw or backhand a pair of X-Mini Portable Capsule Speakers (U.S. version) into your carry-on for Thailand and ensure every minute of your vacation comes with a soundtrack. Indeed, these portable speakers are as light as a ping pong ball* and not much bigger. Actually, they weigh just 82 grams (< 3 oz), equivalent to thirty ping pong balls – or half the weight of an iPhone, or 0.41% of your Bangkok Airways standard baggage allowance.
Plug them into your iPhone/iPad/what-have-you and you’re golden – it comes with the input cable, seen above. Use them in a hotel room while dancing around getting ready to go out, putting on your sunscreen or add volume to a family Skype session. X-Mini portable speakers offer great volume control so you can fill a room or add just a few decibels to a romantic sunset. With 11 hours’ non-stop music you could almost make it to sunrise on the same playlist.
Whether you’re going low-budget for your Thailand accommodation (no iPod docks in sight) or are renting a mega villa and want to dance while you cook, these speakers are the definition of ‘good things come in
small spherical packages’. If you like your music, try a vacation with a pair of X-Mini Portable Capsule Speakers (U.S. version) and see if you ever travel speaker-less again.
#11. Back up for hot weather and long days
This is a purely functional suggestion – 2 ways to save the day in hot weather and on long days. We ourselves will definitely fess up to heat- and hunger-induced meltdowns on various occasions in Thailand (all details of course withheld!).
Electrolyte Drink Tabs – If you’re not used to hot weather, you might find these electrolyte tabs (all natural, no crap ingredients) useful if you start to feel a little ‘wilty’ (a non-medical term used here by two non-doctors). Again, not medical advice, but we wonder if they might be similarly useful for jet-lag and honeymoon hangovers?
Larabar fruit and nut bars – In a similar vein, how well do you and your person handle acute hunger? If the world starts to end quite quickly – a couple of packaged, sealed snack bars might stave off ‘hangry incidents’ if you’re mid-journey, far from food (or 7-Eleven). That’s not often the case in Thailand, unless you’re scared of street food?
+ One last food and drink packing tip for a honeymoon in Thailand: Champagne is subject to staggering taxation in Thailand and, as such costs over £80 per 750ml bottle. If you’re going to pack one heavy thing in your entire suitcase, bring your own bubbles!
What Not to Pack for Your Honeymoon?
Can you leave the laptop behind? While we recommend bringing at least one phone between the pair of you, see if you can do without its internet functions – leaving it in airplane mode for the duration of your honeymoon. Less time texting = more time for the many romantic things to do on Koh Samui.
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