Strange but true … I packed so badly for my first trip to Thailand that my failure inspired this entire website and, later, The Koh Samui Guide (now in its 5th edition). They say you learn from mistakes, well, I’m living off mine.
Are you planning your first time to Koh Samui or elsewhere in Thailand? If so, borrow my “older and wiser” list of top 10 mistakes to avoid.
Mistake #1. Unbelievably bad packing
14 years ago this August, I was a first-time visitor to both Thailand and Koh Samui. I thought I was just headed on a “typical beach vacation”, so I was surprised at how badly wrong I got the Thai dress code. Culture-wise and climate-wise: my packing got an F. An F minus.
2003 fashion crimes in the vacation album include J-Lo sunglasses, visors and worse. Add at least five Bacardi Breezers to every photo and it’s not pretty.
Yet, discounting the aforementioned visor, the worst of a bad bunch was a pair of cut-off jean shorts – they were way too short for Thailand’s modest culture, and way too hot for the tropics.
To make matters worse, I paired the shorts with an Avril-esque tube top … and went sightseeing at Koh Samui’s Big Buddha. A temple. Bad bad bad, but I didn’t know any better.
How to avoid my mistake?
Five years on, I’d returned regularly to Koh Samui and I decided it was my duty to man-kind to help well-intentioned people arrive in Thailand with half a clue. In 2008, my blog was born.
Read through these two tried-and-tested guides, and immediately you’ll be able to pack for Thailand like a pro. If you spot a naked grandma in a Thai restaurant … you can conclude she didn’t get the memo.
Mistake #2: World’s worst animal-lover
Again, aside from the visor, my biggest regret on my first visit to Thailand was riding an elephant. I had no idea and, at the time, thought I was being all kinds of “intrepid in Asia”. Only later did I learn what I really wish I’d known. (In my weak defence – this was in 2003, two years before YouTube existed).
Perhaps, like me, you’re a massive animal-lover? It’s a big regret that I supported such a cruel practice – something I try to atone for with a little soapbox ‘do as I say, not as I did’ oration.
How to avoid my mistake?
Before getting anywhere near an elephant in Thailand, take full advantage of (A) my hindsight and (B) today’s internet to do your essential research. Find out what I wish I’d known.
Mistake #3. Insanely expensive sunscreen
How to tell a first-time Thailand visitor? Look for the person who has seriously underestimated Thailand’s sun. My entire family brought just one sun-hat between us, and we spent more money on sunscreen than on any souvenir.
How to avoid this mistake?
Note that sunscreen on Koh Samui costs between 150-300% more for the same bottle than on Amazon. Bring lots, and bring it from home!
Mistake #4. Beware the cheap Jeep
Beep beep, it’s a cheap Jeep. To explore Koh Samui, we rented a Jeep without air-conditioning. It was cheap, but big mistake! We stuck to the seats and hung out the windows like hot dogs for our first island road-trip.
What to do instead?
Discover how to arrive savvy on your car rental options on Koh Samui (and – crucially – pay the extra for an air-conditioned vehicle). Good news for you – there’s much more choice in rental car inventory these days. Honda Civic, here you come!
Mistake #5. Death by Pad Thai
I ate so.much.Pad.Thai. on my first Thailand trip. Breakfast, lunch, dinner … as soon as I could specify chicken or shrimp in Thai, there was no stopping me.
This early noodle enthusiasm means I’m still not quite ready for more Pad Thai, ensuring much broader menu exploration ever since. Current tally of Piggy McGreedyson research? 14 years of eating the entire island, nearly every cuisine known to man.
Try this instead…
If you want Pad Thai, it will find you. If you’d like to try it all, then discover where to eat on Koh Samui.
Mistake #6. Over-enthusiastic shopping
I bought a ubiquitous triangular Thai cushion… and then wondered how to transport it home. Triangle peg into rectangular suitcase? Not the best way to spend the last hour of your vacation.
For a way better idea…
Sneak a peek at the best things to buy in Thailand, and remind yourself often that Thai silk is much easier to pack than an enormous triangle.
Mistake #7. Missing the magic
Only at the end of my trip did I realise that Koh Samui sunrises are such a secret, magical show. (I’m not an early-riser, so I can encourage you to enjoy a Thai sunrise and not sound like a smug yogi). There’s a lazy way, I promise.
How to see it all?
Here’s how to enjoy a “lazy sunrise” every day of your vacation: You get up, watch the sunrise, then go back to bed and hope there’s some bacon left at breakfast later. When to get up? Set your alarm to Koh Samui’s dawn and sunrise times
Mistake #8. Sunshine vs your skin
I got sunburned. Badly. Now I know exactly where Koh Samui sits, latitudinally.
What not to do?
Never say the words “Oh, I never burn” in Thailand. Instead, run and hide like a scared kitten as noon approaches. For total sun-safety, find out how to choose the best sun hat for Thailand, and dedicate lots of your suitcase to UPF beach cover-ups.
Mistake #9. Don’t drown
We went kayaking, loved it, kept going, and going … out into the big, scary ocean. If you let me tell the story after some wine, we kayaked to Cambodia. We were “those” tourists, and totally underestimated ocean currents. There’s a reason long-tail boats have motors!
How to expect the unexpected?
Arrive in Thailand with a healthy respect for the ocean, especially around Koh Samui where currents and creatures do cause the occasional tragedy. (Jellyfish are rare but known in the region). With each annual update of The Koh Samui Guide I add more and more to the safety section – clearly having left the “youthful infallibility” decade of my life behind.
Mistake #10. Last drop of alcopop
As confessed, I was drinking Bacardi Breezers in August 2003 (and thinking I was coooool). On my last day I ‘discovered’ Koh Samui rum at Magic Alambic Distillery (and have never touched another Breezer).
Don’t miss the local stuff
Thanks to the passage of time, there’s a world more option for drinks on Koh Samui today. I’ve just updated the results of 14 years’ dedicated booze research in The Koh Samui Guide. Should you want to drink the Bacardi rainbow, Koh Samui Tesco has your back.
Total vacation success?
Before blogs, WiFi, iPhones or Pinterest, it was thanks to good luck (and a great travel agent) that my first visit to Thailand included stays on Koh Samui’s Choeng Mon and Bophut beaches. I fell in love with both immediately, and it’s a bias that’s remained. I’ve since tried others, but these two will always be my particular favourites.
How to avoid a bad beach mistake?
Fourteen years later, you have a lot more research material available to you – and the decent probability of it overwhelming you. How to find what will be *your* favourite beach? As a great head-start, see all your many choices for where to stay on Koh Samui distilled in a beach-by-beach list. As for “which beach is best”? It’s nothing but personal preference.
I often say that The Koh Samui Guide is ‘the guide I wish I’d had’ from the start. But my ‘live and learn’ first trip to Koh Samui was still a perfect vacation – as, I hope, yours will be. Still, if you want the cheat-sheet to enjoy Samui like total pros… I’ve literally written the manual. Enjoy!
Photo credit to Audrey via Flickr Creative Commons, with further images used under license from Shutterstock.com